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Bathroom Rules
Bathroom Rules
  • close the door
  • wash your hands
  • don’t’ talk through the door
  • don’t stand RIGHT next to the guy in the urinal
  • pee on seat: clean it up
  • no bitching about toilet seat
  • somebody having shy bladder? Hum a song, whistle or something (still debatable)
  • Courtesy flush when you drop ‘the deuce’
  • No talking on the cell phone. If you do, then I get to chime in on your conversation

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