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Boob Separator
Boob Separator

This is a thing.  There are products for separating your knockers and a friend of Amy’s even has a homemade version:

The guys were shocked, confused and intrigued. So I confessed…

I sleep with a pair of my husband’s athletic socks rolled up between my breasts at night. Why??! Well, two reasons:

1) Comfort. I am a side sleeper and it really starts to hurt when your boobs are smashing up against each other for a long time.

2) To prevent cleavage wrinkles. You know those unsightly wrinkles that you see on older women right in between their boobs. Well, I don’t want that! So I moisturize my décolletage (that’s fancy speak for your chest area on a lady), put on a sports bra and stuff my husband’s socks in between my boobs. 

It’s life changing. I sleep so good now. Yes, he hates it but he understands. If we are going to have the sexy time, I whip out the socks and throw them across the room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtqXCb7pR58

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