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		<title>STUPID NEWS: A Cheating/Ghost Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Twitter catches woman's horrible act]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Penis bite!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Damn gypsies!]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Butt-dialing to 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Pity the Fool Who Skin Coconuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: I Pitty The Fool With Coconuts]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Guy Shoots Himself While Bowling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Guy shoots himself while bowling]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Florida Scientology</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Florida Scientology]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Woman Loves Her Pickles</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 13:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Woman Loves Her Pickles]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: &#8216;Harlem Shake&#8217; Goes BOOM!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 14:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Harlem Shake screwup with fire!]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Fart in the Face Stabbing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 13:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Fart in the Face Stabbing]]></description>
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		<title>STUPID NEWS: Harpoon&#8230;IN THE FACE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 11:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID NEWS: Harpon....IN THE FACE!]]></description>
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