DIRTY JOKE- 2 Drunks Making Each Other Vomit
DIRTY JOKE- 2 Drunks Making Each Other Vomit

Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass.


When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?”


The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.”


So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.”


“Just wait until I stck it in his mouth,” replies the drunk.

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