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DIRTY JOKE: Garbage Truck Surprise
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The Smith family is driving behind a trash truck when a large dildo flies out and hits their windshield. To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns and says to her young kids, “My, what a big insect!”

Her seven year old son responds, “Yeah, I’m surprised it could even fly with a d**k that big!”

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