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DIRTY JOKE: 3 women wearing sexy stuff
DIRTY JOKE: 3 women wearing sexy stuff

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a
mistress, all decide to wow their men that night by wearing a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and
mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: ‘The other night, when
my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the
sexy outfit and said, ‘You
are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made
love all night long.’

The mistress stated: ‘Oh Yeah! The other night we met
in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice,
mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We
just had wild sex all night.’

The married one then said: ‘The other night I sent
the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got
myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work,
grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said
,’Hey
Batman, what the f**k’s for dinner?

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