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DIRTY JOKE: Old Couple Does Halloween
DIRTY JOKE: Old Couple Does Halloween

An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

 

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

 

When she came out, the old man cried, “You can’t go out like that!”

 

She said, “I can go anyway I like and so can you.”

 

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

 

The old woman says, you’re going out like that?”

 

And he replies, “Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

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