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DIRTY JOKE-Attractive Woman Sucking Fingers At Bar

An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over.

 

“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face.

 

“Actually, no,” the bartender smiles.

 

“Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.

 

“I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?”

 

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

 

“What should I tell him?” he manages to ask.

 

“Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.”

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