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DIRTY JOKE: Blonde Gets Speeding Ticket
DIRTY JOKE: Blonde Gets Speeding Ticket

A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license.

 

“What’s that?” she asks.

 

He explains that it’s the card proving she knows how to drive.

 

“Oh, I have one of those,” she says.

 

After checking her information in the squad car, the cop says, “I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”

 

“What’s a ticket?” she asks.

 

The cop thinks about it, looks both ways, and pulls out his d**k.

 

The girl slumps in her seat and says, “Oh, no. Not another Breathalyzer.”

 

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