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DIRTY JOKE: Condoms With Insecticide
DIRTY JOKE: Condoms With Insecticide

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide.

“I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier.

“No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass, and I’m going in after it.”

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