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DIRTY JOKE: “Do me like in the movies”
DIRTY JOKE: “Do me like in the movies”

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and
said, “Make love to me like in the movies.” So I turned her over on all
fours, stuck it in her a**, pulled out, flipped her back over and c*** all
over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we
don’t watch the same movies.

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