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DIRTY JOKE: Foul Mouthed Professor
DIRTY JOKE: Foul Mouthed Professor

This college professor has a really foul mouth. The guys love it, but after a few weeks some of the female students start to get offended and decide to stage a walkout the next day.

 

The following morning before class, the professor is tipped off about the protest. So he waits until all the students are settled in their seats and then says, “So, the USS Indianapolis is coming into port after months at sea. Bet those boys’ll fuck anything that moves.”

 

At that moment a bunch of coeds get up and head for the door.

 

“Ladies,” the professor continues, “they’re not docking until tomorrow.”

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