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DIRTY JOKE: Guy Runs Into His Ex At Bar
DIRTY JOKE: Guy Runs Into His Ex At Bar

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.

 

“I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.”

 

“You miss me that much?” she asks.

 

“No,” he says. “But it kept me from c***ing too fast.”

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