Moose

DIRTY JOKE: Horse Cop and Kid on New Bike
DIRTY JOKE: Horse Cop and Kid on New Bike

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid says, “Yeah.”

The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.” The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Humoring the kid, the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”

The kid says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

What’s Going On

ac1d0689-dfbe-41a7-8816-dbbe0e3223bc_560_420-question marks

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Variety - The Children's Charity

Donate to Variety

Variety—The Children’s Charity—is dedicated to improving the lives of underprivileged, at-risk & special needs children throughout Iowa.

Morning Moose Categories

Ask Amy 13 Articles

Blog 536 Articles

Interviews 315 Articles

Monday Mancard 1 Article

Moose On Demand 411 Articles

Stupid News 324 Articles

Videos 147 Articles

Contact the Morning Moose

Moose on Demand

In this image released by Syfy, Ian Ziering, as Fin Shepard battles a shark on a New York City subway in a scene from "Sharknado 2: The Second One," premiering Wednesday at 9 p.m. EDT.

‘Sharknado 2′ director

Sharknado 2 director

ComicCon-WP

Live from Comic Con 2014-July 28

Live from Comic Con 2014-July 28

ComicCon-WP

Live from COMIC CON 2014

Live from COMIC CON 2014

ToysNTech_1240x800

Toys N Tech: Dodge Challenger Hellcat and RAM Heavy Duty

Toys N Tech: Dodge Challenger Hellcat and RAM Heavy Duty

GregMorton-WordPress

Comedian Greg Morton

Comedian Greg Morton does his ‘Scooby Doo’ and Moose makes it pervy