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DIRTY JOKE: How Women Are Like Tornadoes
DIRTY JOKE: How Women Are Like Tornadoes

A young man was talking to his grandfather, when his grand father posed a question to the boy.

“How are women and tornadoes alike?” asked the grandfather.

 

At a loss, the boy said “I don’t know.”

 

The grandather smiled and said…

 

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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