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DIRTY JOKE: Magic D**o
DIRTY JOKE: Magic D**o

One day this lady decided that her sex life wasn’t what it used to be. So she wanted to introduce a sex toy of some sort. So she went to the nearest sex shop and asked the clerk what would make her sex life go through the roof! The sales clerk whispered I have a very special item in the back if you wanna take a peek… So the woman went with the clerk to the back where he showed her the “Magic Dildo”. He said to make it work you just say, “Magic Dildo p***y.” or wherever you want it to f**k. The woman was amused and she bought it. Once she got home she unwrapped the Magic Dildo opened her legs and said, “Magic Dildo p***y!” And the magic dildo f**ked her brains out and the woman instantly orgasmed! But she couldn’t get it to stop and it was starting to hurt!!! She kept saying Magic Dildo stop but it wouldn’t so she pulled it out and ran out of the house and when she turned the corner a police man stopped her and said,” Ma’m why are you running naked down the street?” So she told him the whole story and he said,” Magic Dildo my ASS!!!”

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