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Dirty Joke: Mouth To…uh…Down There
Dirty Joke: Mouth To…uh…Down There

Dave and Harry were swimming. They saw a pregnant woman drowning and quickly pulled her to safety. Dave starts giving her a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Harry opens her legs and puts his mouth on her genitalia.

Dave: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING??!

Harry: You save the mother, I’ll save the baby.

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