Moose

DIRTY JOKE: Mr. Schwartz And His Penis
DIRTY JOKE: Mr. Schwartz And His Penis

While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”

The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to showit to his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he says, removing the jar from his

briefcase. “Oh my God!” she screams,”Schwartz is dead!”

What’s Going On

ac1d0689-dfbe-41a7-8816-dbbe0e3223bc_560_420-question marks

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Variety - The Children's Charity

Donate to Variety

Variety—The Children’s Charity—is dedicated to improving the lives of underprivileged, at-risk & special needs children throughout Iowa.

Morning Moose Categories

Ask Amy 14 Articles

Blog 557 Articles

Interviews 347 Articles

Monday Mancard 1 Article

Moose On Demand 448 Articles

Stupid News 340 Articles

Videos 165 Articles

Contact the Morning Moose

Moose on Demand

T

Tommy Chong

Tommy Chong

The backdrop for a Minnesota Vikings news conference is shown in Eden Prairie, Minn., Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2014.

Minnesota Vikings Song ‘Get it Right’

Minnesota Vikings Song ‘Get it Right’

biden

Biden in Iowa

Biden in Iowa

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaks at a press conference at the NFL's spring meeting, Tuesday, May 20, 2014, in Atlanta.

NFL Jokes

NFL Jokes

ToysNTech_1240x800

Toys N Tech: Review of ‘Destiny’

Toys N Tech: Review of ‘Destiny’