Moose

Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week

A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just produced “a typical Texas” baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around.

Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”

The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks, “Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.”

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his longneck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had that little ****er circumcised.”

What’s Going On

ac1d0689-dfbe-41a7-8816-dbbe0e3223bc_560_420-question marks

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Variety - The Children's Charity

Donate to Variety

Variety—The Children’s Charity—is dedicated to improving the lives of underprivileged, at-risk & special needs children throughout Iowa.

Morning Moose Categories

Ask Amy 10 Articles

Blog 474 Articles

Interviews 262 Articles

Monday Mancard 1 Article

Moose On Demand 349 Articles

Stupid News 281 Articles

Videos 127 Articles

Contact the Morning Moose

Moose on Demand

ToysNTech_1240x800

TOYS N TECH: Heartbleed Bug

What is the Heartbleed Bug?

Capture-BobQuast

Iowa Candidate Bob Quast

Iowa Candidate Bob Quast

WWE legend Jim Hacksaw Duggan appears at WWE Wrestlemania Axxess, a fan event at the Miami Beach Convention Center, Thursday, March 29, 2012 in Miami Beach, Fla. Wrestlemania XXVIII will be held Sunday at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan on The Ultimate Warrior

Hacksaw Jim Duggan on The Ultimate Warrior

energy

Iowa Energy

The Iowa Energy get ready for Game 2 of their playoff series with Rio Grand Valley.

bs

Iowa Barnstormers

A few of the Barnstormers stopped by the studio.