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Dirty Joke: Sexual Statistics…
Dirty Joke: Sexual Statistics…

A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange
brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual
statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very
interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that
American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men
have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
What’s yours?” He coolly replied,
“Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet You.”

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