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DIRTY JOKE: pompous minister and hillbilly on a plane
DIRTY JOKE: pompous minister and hillbilly on a plane

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country.

 

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

 

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips.”

 

The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “S**t, me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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