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DIRTY JOKE: Students Trip to the Farm
DIRTY JOKE: Students Trip to the Farm

After a field trip to the farm, a teacher asked her kindngarden class what sounds they heard at the farm.
The first little girl said “I heard ‘moooooooo!’”
That’s great bailey! Said the teacher
The next little boy said “I heard chickens saying ‘cluck cluck cluck!”
Wonderful timmy said the teacher, and what about you Jimmy?
Jimmy smiled and said “I heard ‘GET OFF THAT F***IN TRACTOR!’”

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