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DIRTY JOKE: What’s a Va-jay-jay look like?
DIRTY JOKE: What’s a Va-jay-jay look like?

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him “Dad, what does a p***y look like?” The Dad confused, asks him ” before or after sex?” The kid says “Ummm before sex” So the dad says to him “Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles.” “yeah” says the son.”well what about after sex” he says to his dad. His dad replies ” Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise”

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