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DIRTY JOKE: Wife Auctions Off Hubby’s Wang
DIRTY JOKE: Wife Auctions Off Hubby’s Wang

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off penises. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”

 

Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”

 

Wife : “Those they gave away.”

 

Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off pussies. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”

 

Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”

 

Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”

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