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DIRTY JOKE: Woman In Hurry At Grocery Checkout
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A woman in a supermarket rushes to the express line with a few items. The clerk has his back turned to her, so she says, “Excuse me, I’m in a hurry. Could you please check me out?” The clerk turns, looks her up and down, and says, “Nice t**s.”

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