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DIRTY JOKE: Woman Wants Second Opinion
DIRTY JOKE: Woman Wants Second Opinion

Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.

 

After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: “Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years.”

 

She looks sternly at him and says, “I demand a second opinion”.

 

“OK” he says, “you’re f****g ugly as well!”

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