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Really? Jessica Alba, Andrea Anders, Sofia Vergargantuanboobies, Mila Kunis and at least 10 others come to mind before Jennifer Lopez.
Not once have I grabbed my lap-rod with the intent to abuse it thinking “Oh, Jennifer Lopez, make me rocket-blast out of my pants, you big-assed evil c**t”
People magazine is like a high school popularity contest. Except this time I’m not pissing blood.