Moose

Mother’s Day Cards We SHOULD have Given Her
Mother’s Day Cards We SHOULD have Given Her

Happy Mother’s’ Day Mom
I’m happy I was born
And I’m happy you’re not Kris Jenner
And got me into porn

 

I hope your Mother’s Day is swell
I hope that it is fine
I hope you figure out one day
Which father is really mine

 

Mom you’ve taught us kids so much
You really love to tutor us
Thanks for that and for the nine months
We spent up in your uterus

 

You work so hard for us each day
We love that you’re our mom
We just wish that you worked somewhere
Besides ChubbyMilf.com

 

You’re beautiful, you stay in shape
And for all that mom, I thank you
And because you, mom, are such a Milf
My friends all want to bang you

 

Mom you’re always on the move
You always keep a-goin’
That’s because you do more coke
Than freakin’ Lindsay Lohan

What’s Going On

ac1d0689-dfbe-41a7-8816-dbbe0e3223bc_560_420-question marks

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Which Morning Moose Show Member are you?

Variety - The Children's Charity

Donate to Variety

Variety—The Children’s Charity—is dedicated to improving the lives of underprivileged, at-risk & special needs children throughout Iowa.

Morning Moose Categories

Ask Amy 16 Articles

Blog 569 Articles

Interviews 373 Articles

Monday Mancard 2 Articles

Moose On Demand 484 Articles

Stupid News 350 Articles

Videos 172 Articles

Contact the Morning Moose

Moose on Demand

alton

Alton Brown

  Alton Brown brought his show to the Des Moines Civic Center, and was good enough to stop by the…

17-overlay2

Haunted Iowa Day 4: Squirrel Cage Jail

Haunted Iowa Day 4: Squirrel Cage Jail

giants8-620x400

World Series Recap

World Series Recap

PARAnormal endevors logo

Haunted Iowa Day 3: Black Angel

Haunted Iowa Day 3: Black Angel

kite

Jonathan Kite from 2 Broke Girls

Jonathan kite from 2 Broke Girls