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POLL: Who Survives the Zombie Apocalypse?
POLL: Who Survives the Zombie Apocalypse?

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Saw the post on facebook and had this scenario run though my head….

 

Pros which each have to help them survive:

Moose – creative… can creatively think his way out of difficult situations (like Rick Grimes)

Bsox – Has swords and can kill zombies in close combat (like Michonne)

Amy – resourceful and wise…. Thinks logically and takes the path that leads to the best possible outcome for all (like Hershel)

 

Cons on what would most likely lead to their impending death:

Bsox –most likely to die first due to the bum knee. Bsox falls due to the bum knee and gets devoured by zombies. This allows Amy & Moose to get away.

Amy – Takes Zombie Children everywhere she goes. Loses focus when she stumbles across Paul Rhodes, governor of barricaded safe haven New Ames. Her lost focus allows her zombie children to get close enough to make mommy a yummy zombie snack!

Moose – Develops the ability to blend in with his surrounds. Masks himself in zombie blood and pulls  a Bill Murray by dressing up like a zombie as well to blend in. life is peachy until another human shoots him in the head.

 

Most likely to survive: Moose – willing to do what it takes to come out on top…. Turns Zombie B-sox & Amy into his Zombie Pack mules (like Mischonne) and roams the countryside as a zombie slaying bad ass.

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