Some local strippers are coming in to introduce us to their pies.
Today was ‘Candy’ bringing in her cherry pie for us to sample.
Get to know ‘Candy’
Hobbies? Full-on massage, Skyping with soldiers, ornithology
What’s your best feature? My hairlessness (my stuff be shorn!)
Favorite part of Thanksgiving (besides the pie!)? Cranberry jelly and elastic pants
Best song to dance to? “Living in America” by James Brown
Worst part of stripping? Child care at 2AM or not being able to say ‘no’