Some local strippers are coming in to introduce us to their pies.
Today was ‘Chastity’ bringing in her apple pie for us to sample.
Get to know ‘Chastity’
Hobbies? Spending time with my kids, watersports, finger-knitting, porcelain cat collecting.
What’s your best feature? I’m called a ‘Double Feature’ if you know what I mean
Favorite part of Thanksgiving (besides the pie!)? Stuffing, duh.
Best song to dance to? “True Colors” by Cyndi Lauper
Worst part of stripping? Getting the glitter off (it’s really sticky).