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Underwear Run UNofficial Rules
Underwear Run UNofficial Rules

If you ate a burrito, taquito, steak fajita with extra hot sauce or ANY type of ethnic food the night before you are NOT allowed to fart during the run

All runners are responsible for bleaching their own skidmarks
In the event of rain, all MALE runners wearing tightie-whities must seek a dry spot until the rain ends.
Oggling IS allowed. Just be subtle about it.  It’s the “Underwear Run” not the “Runaway from the creepy
guy” Run

kilts do not count as underwear
stuffing IS allowed for male runners

lacey underpants will chaffe cotton is best you will thank me
no racing stripes they don’t prove that you are fast
leather will be hot and not in a hey that’s hot kinda way
granny panties are actually nice for extra storage
to avoid a wardrobe malfunction make sure elastic is strong

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