Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, October 27, 202510/27/2025

Ghosts

Why do ghosts make bad lovers? They’re always pulling out too soon.

Monday, October 20, 202510/20/2025

Skeletons

Why don’t skeletons cheat? They don’t have the balls.

Monday, October 13, 202510/13/2025

Witches

Why do witches ride brooms? Because vibrators don’t fly.

Monday, October 6, 202510/06/2025

Frankenstein

What do you call Frankenstein after sex? Frank-n-stiff.

Monday, September 29, 202509/29/2025

Hot Dog

What does a hot dog use for protection? Condoments.

Monday, September 22, 202509/22/2025

Earthquake

Why is a one-night stand with a man like an earthquake? You never know how long it’ll last.

Monday, September 15, 202509/15/2025

Instruments

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ.

Monday, September 8, 202509/08/2025

Frogs

What does the perverted frog say? “Rubbit.”

Monday, August 25, 202508/25/2025

Grandma

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel. The police took…

Monday, August 18, 202508/18/2025

Beer

A blonde walks into a bar. She sits down, and when the bartender comes over, she says, “I’ve never had…