Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, April 6, 202604/06/2026
Fired
A man got fired from a sperm bank. Every time someone walked in, he’d say, “Get a load of this…
Monday, March 30, 202603/30/2026
Punctuation
Why is punctuation important? It marks the difference between helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle…
Monday, March 23, 202603/23/2026
Blind
A man got a hand job from a blind woman once. She told him, “This is the biggest dick I’ve…
Monday, March 16, 202603/16/2026
Flowers
What’s the difference between flowers and anal? Flowers will make their day; anal will make their hole weak.
Monday, March 9, 202603/09/2026
Newlywed
A newlywed calls her mother and says, “On my wedding night, I discovered that John only has one foot.” Her…
Monday, March 2, 202603/02/2026
Constipation
Have you ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
Monday, February 23, 202602/23/2026
Tofu
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes.
Monday, December 15, 202512/15/2025
Santa
Why does Santa always come in through the chimney? He knows better than to try the back door. Why doesn’t…
Monday, December 8, 202512/08/2025
Frosty
If you have a snowball in your left hand and another in your right, what do you have? Frosty’s full…