Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, October 5, 202610/05/2026

Cheap

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

Monday, September 28, 202609/28/2026

Rubik’s Cube

What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it…

Monday, September 21, 202609/21/2026

Flies

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you have to wonder how they…

Monday, September 14, 202609/14/2026

Eggs

What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard.…

Monday, August 31, 202608/31/2026

Diet

Have you heard about the new Viagra and prune juice diet? You can’t tell if you’re coming or going!

Monday, August 24, 202608/24/2026

80-Year-Old Woman

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like? Depends.

Monday, August 17, 202608/17/2026

Glove

 A man walks into a doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but…

Monday, August 10, 202608/10/2026

Come and Go

What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.

Monday, August 3, 202608/03/2026

Ice Cream

A man goes to an ice cream van and says, “Large cone, please,” in a quiet, croaky voice. The vendor…

Monday, July 27, 202607/27/2026

Lettuce

A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, “Oh, this…