Dirty Joke of the Week
Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, October 19, 202610/19/2026
Vampire
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a mug of hot water. The bartender says, “I thought you vampires…
Monday, September 28, 202609/28/2026
Rubik’s Cube
What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it…
Monday, September 21, 202609/21/2026
Flies
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you have to wonder how they…
Monday, September 14, 202609/14/2026
Eggs
What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard.…
Monday, August 31, 202608/31/2026
Diet
Have you heard about the new Viagra and prune juice diet? You can’t tell if you’re coming or going!
Monday, August 24, 202608/24/2026
80-Year-Old Woman
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like? Depends.
Monday, August 17, 202608/17/2026
Glove
A man walks into a doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but…
Monday, August 10, 202608/10/2026
Come and Go
What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.