Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, September 14, 202609/14/2026

Eggs

What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard.…

Monday, August 31, 202608/31/2026

Have you heard about the new Viagra and prune juice diet? You can’t tell if you’re coming or going!

Monday, August 24, 202608/24/2026

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like? Depends.

Monday, August 17, 202608/17/2026

A man walks into a doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but…

Monday, August 10, 202608/10/2026

What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and go in the other.

Monday, August 3, 202608/03/2026

A man goes to an ice cream van and says, “Large cone, please,” in a quiet, croaky voice. The vendor…

Monday, July 27, 202607/27/2026

A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers. The doctor says, “Oh, this…

Monday, July 20, 202607/20/2026

Two women are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One woman looks over at the other and says,…

Monday, July 13, 202607/13/2026

A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says, “You won’t believe this, there’s a man over there…

Monday, June 29, 202606/29/2026

What’s the difference between love, lust, and showing off? Spit, swallow, gargle.