A little boy walks up to an old man with a roll of duct tape and says he’s headed to catch ducks. The old man says, “That’s not how it works.”

Then, the boy returns with a duck.

The next day, the boy returns with chicken wire and says he’s headed to get some chicken. The old man says, “That’s not how it works.”

Then, the boy returns with a chicken.

The following day, the boy walks by with an armful of pussy willow, and before he has a chance to say anything, the old man jumps up to join him.