Submitted by Gus from Newton

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How a man got a divorce:

It was his birthday, and no one said anything about it, not even his family or his coworkers. Just before lunch, his boss asked him if he wanted to go to lunch with her, and he said yes with a smile.

On the way to the restaurant, she asked if he wanted to go to her place.

He said yes, and when they got to her place, she told him, “Let me put something on,” and she went into the other room.

When the door opened, everyone was there, including his wife, kids, and coworkers – and there he was, on the couch naked.