A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “$1.”

The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer, then asks the bartender, “Well, then how much for a NY sirloin, with a side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for dessert?” The bartender replies, “$5.”

The guy, still amazed, then orders everything, and after he is done eating his meal, he says, “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place.”

The bartender then says, “Oh, well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife.” The guy looks confused, then asks, “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”

The bartender then says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business.”