Baking a Cake
Little Johnny walks into his parent’s room one night to find them having sex.
“Mom? What are you doing?” he asks his mom.
“Making a cake,” his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny asks his mom in the car, “Were you and Daddy making a cake on the couch” he asks.
“Yeah. Why?” his mom asks, confused and worried.
“Because I licked the icing off the couch!” he responded.