Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool.

“Joe,” Bill says, “I’m glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house.”

“Things have been different with my wife,” Joe says. “In fact, just the other day I decided to show her who was boss.”

“How did you do that?” asks Bill.

“I simply said to her, ‘Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I am going to show you who is the boss in this relationship.'”

Bill asked what happened.

“Well, I don’t want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees,” Joe said.

Bill asked how he did that.

“I was hiding under the bed at the time,” Joe said.