Submitted by Lyndsey S.

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A man tells his fiancée that he has to break off their marriage because he is going to marry a different woman.

She asks him, “Is it because she can cook better than me? Does she keep a really clean house?” He answers, “No, she’s actually quite a slob.”

The fiancée says, “Okay, so it’s the sex then. She’s giving you wonderful love in the bedroom?” He responds with, “No, honey. You know nobody can do it like you.”

She says, “Okay, it’s because she has money, and she’s going to buy you nice gifts like I do?” He responds, “No, actually, she has no money.”

She says, “Okay, then what is it? What can she do that I cannot?”

He answers, “She can sue me for child support.”