Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Cause she married to a guy who comes once a year.

What do three hos get you?
One very jolly Santa.

Are you Christmas?
‘Cause I wanna merry you!

Are you Hall?
‘Cause I wanna deck The Hall.

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just that happy to see you.

Why does Santa always land on your roof?
Because he likes it on top.