A rich man and a poor man are chatting. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought his wife for Christmas. The rich man says, “I got her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes.”

The poor man asks, “Why did you get her both?”

The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the ring, she can return it in the Mercedes and still be happy.”

The rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for Christmas, and he says, “I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.”

The rich man says, “Why did you get her both?”

The poor man says, “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go screw herself.”