A young guy walks into a drugstore. He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterward, I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.”

The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll need condoms, then?” He gives him a pack.

The guy pays and heads for the door, but he smiles and turns around to come back. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot, too. I think I’ll take another pack.”

Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word. The girlfriend’s mother asks him to say grace. He prays, prays, and prays.

After he’s finally finished, his girlfriend tells him, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”

He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at a drugstore.”