Q: What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons?
A: The Bone Zone.

Q: What’s unique about sex with vampires?
A: They only come at night.

Q: Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts?
A: Because of their boo-bies.

Q: Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?
A: Because of what’s happening under that sheet.