There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room, her husband yelled, “You can’t go out like that!”

“I can go out as whatever I want, and so can you,” she said.

The man agreed and went into his room. Soon, he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, “You’re going out as that?”

“Yes,” said the old man. “If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dictator.”