Dirty Joke of the Week

Halloween Pick Up Lines
Halloween Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines to celebrate your Halloween:

“Want to reach in my candy bag and pull out something sweet?”

“I don’t know what the trick is because you certainly look like a treat.”

“If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.”

“Want to check my pants for a treat?”

“Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.”

“I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed us, in bed, having breakfast tomorrow.”

“I’m light as a feather, and I can see you’re stiff as a board.”

“I’m no vampire, but I sure do know how to suck.”