“I volunteer as your victim tonight because you’re dressed to kill.”

“You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.”

“Are you a jack-o’-lantern? Because you’re lighting up this room.”

“You’re obviously dressed as a zombie because you look drop-dead gorgeous.”

“I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed us in bed, having breakfast tomorrow.”

“The skeleton over there wanted to ask for your number, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.”