Out of Context Thanksgiving Comments
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.”
“That’s one terrific spread!”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
“It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?”
“You still have a bit on your chin.”
“Just lay back and take it easy! I’ll do the rest.”