Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, October 23, 202310/23/2023

Police Chase

A naked man broke into a church and set off on a foot chase. The police caught him by the…

Monday, October 16, 202310/16/2023

They say you can burn the same amount of calories having sex as you can running eight miles. Who the…

Monday, October 9, 202310/09/2023

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tear-jerker.

Monday, October 2, 202310/02/2023

What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard,…

Monday, September 25, 202309/25/2023

A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a birth control prescription. “Okay,” The doctor says, “Are you sexually…

Monday, September 11, 202309/11/2023

A man boards a bus with six kids. When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across…

Monday, August 28, 202308/28/2023

A salesman knocks on a door and a kid answers. “Hi there, sport! Can I talk to your dad?” The…

Monday, August 21, 202308/21/2023

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says, “It’ll take about an hour for me to check…

Monday, August 14, 202308/14/2023

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have the new book about men with small…

Monday, August 7, 202308/07/2023

At my annual physical, my doctor said, “You need to stop masturbating.” “Why?” I asked, “Is there something wrong with…