Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week
Monday, August 21, 202308/21/2023
The Penguin
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says, “It’ll take about an hour for me to check…
Monday, August 14, 202308/14/2023
The Librarian
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have the new book about men with small…
Monday, August 7, 202308/07/2023
Annual Physical
At my annual physical, my doctor said, “You need to stop masturbating.” “Why?” I asked, “Is there something wrong with…
Monday, July 31, 202307/31/2023
The Pencil
A boy and girl sit in a Catholic school. The girl falls asleep. The teacher asks the class, “Who created…
Monday, July 24, 202307/24/2023
Barbies
Why do you never see pregnant Barbies? Because Ken always comes in a different box. Submitted by Emmaleigh from Urbandale
Monday, July 17, 202307/17/2023
Best in Town
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…
Monday, July 10, 202307/10/2023
Boss
Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. “Joe,” Bill says, “I’m glad to…
Monday, July 3, 202307/03/2023
4th of July Pick Up Lines
“Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because I’ll make you see stars tonight.” “You’re red, white, and blew my…
Monday, June 26, 202306/26/2023
50th Wedding Anniversary
A man and a woman were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a…
Monday, June 19, 202306/19/2023
Casino
A hot blonde walks into a casino and wanders up to one of the craps tables. She looks at the…