Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, October 2, 202310/02/2023

Eggs

What did the egg say to the boiling water? “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard,…

Monday, September 25, 202309/25/2023

A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a birth control prescription. “Okay,” The doctor says, “Are you sexually…

Monday, September 11, 202309/11/2023

A man boards a bus with six kids. When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across…

Monday, August 28, 202308/28/2023

A salesman knocks on a door and a kid answers. “Hi there, sport! Can I talk to your dad?” The…

Monday, August 21, 202308/21/2023

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says, “It’ll take about an hour for me to check…

Monday, August 14, 202308/14/2023

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have the new book about men with small…

Monday, August 7, 202308/07/2023

At my annual physical, my doctor said, “You need to stop masturbating.” “Why?” I asked, “Is there something wrong with…

Monday, July 31, 202307/31/2023

A boy and girl sit in a Catholic school. The girl falls asleep. The teacher asks the class, “Who created…

Monday, July 24, 202307/24/2023

Why do you never see pregnant Barbies? Because Ken always comes in a different box. Submitted by Emmaleigh from Urbandale

Monday, July 17, 202307/17/2023

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at…