Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, October 23, 202310/23/2023

Police Chase

A naked man broke into a church and set off on a foot chase.  The police caught him by the…

Monday, October 16, 202310/16/2023

8 Miles

They say you can burn the same amount of calories having sex as you can running eight miles.  Who the…

Monday, October 9, 202310/09/2023

Crying

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?  A tear-jerker. 

Monday, October 2, 202310/02/2023

Eggs

What did the egg say to the boiling water?  “Sorry, it’s going to take me a second to get hard,…

Monday, September 25, 202309/25/2023

Birth Control

A woman goes to the doctor and asks for a birth control prescription.  “Okay,” The doctor says, “Are you sexually…

Monday, September 11, 202309/11/2023

Customer Complaints

A man boards a bus with six kids. When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across…

Monday, August 28, 202308/28/2023

Salesman

A salesman knocks on a door and a kid answers.  “Hi there, sport! Can I talk to your dad?” The…

Monday, August 21, 202308/21/2023

The Penguin

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says,  “It’ll take about an hour for me to check…

Monday, August 14, 202308/14/2023

The Librarian

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian,  “Do you have the new book about men with small…

Monday, August 7, 202308/07/2023

Annual Physical

 At my annual physical, my doctor said,  “You need to stop masturbating.”  “Why?” I asked, “Is there something wrong with…