Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Dirty Joke of the Week

Monday, June 12, 202306/12/2023

Cows

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off.

Monday, June 5, 202306/05/2023

Flashlight

A man and woman started having sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man…

Monday, May 22, 202305/22/2023

Baking a Cake

Little Johnny walks into his parent’s room one night to find them having sex. “Mom? What are you doing?” he…

Monday, May 15, 202305/15/2023

Wife’s Surprise

An old woman buys herself some bright red, crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband…

Monday, May 8, 202305/08/2023

Wife’s Birthday

Two friends who had not seen each other for a while met at a bar. “Hey, your wife just had…

Monday, May 1, 202305/01/2023

A Guy Amazed at a Bar

What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?

Monday, April 24, 202304/24/2023

The Monkey in the Bar

Submitted by Mike from Madrid A guy walks into a bar with a monkey, sits down, and has a few…

Monday, April 17, 202304/17/2023

Expanding Size

Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to…

Monday, April 10, 202304/10/2023

Three Weddings

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As…

Monday, April 3, 202304/03/2023

Seventy Bucks

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite…